The 7 Least Betchy Tattoos and Body Piercings

Nowadays everyone and their mom has a tattoo and/or piercing. Oh, you went to one Death Cab concert? Better get “I’ll follow you into the dark” tattooed on your wrist. You ran a half marathon? Just get the date tattooed on your foot. Not to mention the entire female population (and some males, thanks Tupac) is rocking the nose stud. Anyway, it’s obvious body modifications are no longer a way to show you’re stickin’ it to the man and more of a sign that you were bored with an extra Benjamin or two laying around. But before you run to the nearest tattoo parlor without passing go or collecting $200 you might want to consider if what you’re about to do to your body is, to put it gently, a really fucking stupid idea. Basically if you decide to sport any one of the following piercings/ink, you can’t sit with us.

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  1. Bull Nose Ring

  I think that might be called a septum piercing but as far as I’m concerned you look like a bull. If I wanted friends who looked like cows I’d start feeding them Kaltene bars.

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  2. Eyebrow Piercing

  I thought these died a decade ago but I still see a few stragglers from time to time. Just because the fanny pack made a comeback doesn’t mean you can rock the eyebrow ring. The 90’s called, they want their tacky fad back.

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  3. Belly Button Piercing

  If you’re above the age of 15 there is no excuse for that shit. Make like the trash and take it out.

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  4. Rose Tattoo / Anything In Chinese

  This is the basic bitch of tattoos. Unless you’re somehow Belle from Beauty & the Beast there’s no way a rose has that much personal significance. Also while you think your tattoo means “freedom” or whatever in Chinese, we all know it actually means “grapefruit.”

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  5. Joke Tattoos

  These include things like getting a mustache tattooed on your index finger “so I  can hold it up to my face and have a mustache LOLOLOLOL” omg no this isn’t funny your finger deserves to be chopped off and fed to starving kids.

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  6. The Monroe

  I don’t care who you are, this just looks trashy. You could slap a Monroe piercing on a nun and it would make her look like a contestant on Flavor of Love.

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  7. Significant Other’s Name

  You’ve managed to hold down a boyfriend for over 6 months, congrats! Better just immortalize it on huge letters across your shoulder blades, what could possibly go wrong?

A lot of people say that what someone does to their body is none of my business. And to those people I say, well you’re clearly not a Republican. Also if I have to look at your “NO RAGRETS” face tattoo every day it suddenly becomes very much my business.

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